An Ode to Belgian Waffles
Did you know you can survive on Belgian waffles? You absolutely can. I’m not saying it is a balanced way to live, but sometimes it’s nice to reassert your personal autonomy. Like the Lonely Island in their comedy-rap track “Threw it on the Ground.” Screaming “I’M AN ADULT” at a child is a nice way to remind them that, once you reach a certain age, you take full responsibility for your life decisions.